You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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