Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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