This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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