omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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