we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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