So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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