I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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