i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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