haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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