Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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