i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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