I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You can't motorboat a personality
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I am one with the molecules
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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