i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He has the fingertips of a God
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