on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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