somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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