it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The air was thick with penises
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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