R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
