so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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