whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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