pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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