There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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