Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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