Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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