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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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