so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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