I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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