do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
