The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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