you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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