So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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