what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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