Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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