But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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