4 words: hood of his car
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How naked do you want me to be?
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