my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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