jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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