There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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