I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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