dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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