Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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