just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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