I think I am morally bankrupt
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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