and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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