closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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