Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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