My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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