i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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