we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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