This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
