dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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