Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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