Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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