I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We have started to decorate penises.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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