all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
