Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
