she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
