no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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